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Bill, my uncle Conrad got himself arrested again. He's been using that illegal fertiliser on his allotment vegetables, and he grew two lettuce to the size of a couple of skyscrapers. He's been warned about this before.

So the council are slowly dismantling the mighty plants for health and safety reasons. So far they have removed about one and a half tons of lettuce leaves.

Now, that's a lot of salad, but they reckon it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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